VFNM: Assignment 1: Missed Connections
Assignment for Video for New Media: Find a Missed Connection on Craigslist and create a series of still photographs (10 Photos MIN/MAX) which visually depicts this micro story. Create a video composed completely from these stills.
Date: 2010-05-12, 12:00AM EDT WELL HELLO SIR! im sure you know i was interested. couldnt help but stare at you while you were showing off ur bulge and pulling up ur pants ever so slowly. The fact I came back in the restroom to find you still in there should have been a big enough clue that i was interested. But hey—if ur looking for discretion—gotcha! Tell me bout how i looked and the whole situation so i know its you. i liked what you did. Damn gutsy. Damn sexy Location: Piscataway PostingID: 1736552526
Having been a recipient of a Craigslist Missed Connection myself, I know how twisted reality can get when people feel they have missed their chance on someone special. Words get misconstrued, looks are perceived the wrong way, perhaps genitalia gets accidentally exposed here or there. I attempted to portray the awkwardness of such chance encounters and filter the happy anonymity of the internet with this series of ten photos..
I, for one, am not quite so titillated by an ambiguous encounter in an Applebee’s Restroom. But where there’s doubt, there’s Craigslist. And some fairy tales do come true — my Craigslist stalker, for example, is now happily following me on twitter ever after. The end.
Special thanks to my friends, who now can no longer run for president.
Song pilfered from YouTube.